WHAT NOT TO DO

 

I am sick of people telling me what to do

                                    Don’t eat the paint

                                    Stop playing with the glue

                                    Stop breaking stuff

                                    Don’t blow that up

                                    Don’t drive my car

                                    All my ideas are great

                                    Well I think so anyways

DEER HUNTING

                        Wake up early to find a big buck

                        But usually the only thing that happens is,

                                    I fall asleep in muck

                                    I wake up to an annoying squirrel

                                    Bird’s fly by my head

                                    See a massive buck shoot at him and miss

                                    Cry and go home and eat some hamburgers

                                    Cause you lost your big buck to some other  guy.