DEER HUNTING

                        Wake up early to find a big buck

                        But usually the only thing that happens is,

                                    I fall asleep in muck

                                    I wake up to an annoying squirrel

                                    Bird’s fly by my head

                                    See a massive buck shoot at him and miss

                                    Cry and go home and eat some hamburgers

                                    Cause you lost your big buck to some other  guy.